Legal Disclaimer & Disclosure
Last updated: June 2025
Not Medical or Health Advice
Quitter’s Gym and its owners, operators, employees, affiliates, and content creators are not doctors, physicians, registered dietitians, certified personal trainers, physical therapists, or any other licensed medical or health professionals.
All content published on this website, in the Quitter’s Gym mobile application, in email communications, and on all associated social media channels is intended solely for entertainment and satirical purposes. It does not constitute, and should not be interpreted as, medical advice, health advice, fitness advice, nutritional guidance, psychological counseling, or any other form of professional advice.
Consult a Qualified Professional
Before starting, stopping, or modifying any exercise routine, diet, or health-related activity, you should consult a qualified medical professional. This includes but is not limited to:
- Starting a new exercise or fitness program
- Stopping an existing exercise or fitness program
- Making changes to your diet or nutritional intake
- Taking any dietary supplements or vitamins
- Any activity that may affect a pre-existing medical condition
If you experience any pain, discomfort, dizziness, shortness of breath, or other symptoms during physical activity, stop immediately and seek medical attention.
Satirical Nature of Content
Quitter’s Gym is a parody and satire brand. Content such as the “Quitter’s Oath,” “Hall of Shame,” workout-skipping statistics, and all similar materials are fictional, humorous, and created for entertainment purposes only. They are not intended to encourage sedentary behavior, discourage healthy activity, or provide any form of lifestyle guidance.
We do not genuinely endorse skipping exercise, ignoring health goals, or any behavior that may be detrimental to your physical or mental wellbeing. Please take care of yourself — we’re just here to make you laugh.
No Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, Quitter’s Gym, its owners, and its affiliates shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of this website, the mobile application, or any content published by Quitter’s Gym. Your use of this site and app is entirely at your own risk.
Testimonials & Results
Any testimonials, user stories, or anecdotal accounts featured on this site are fictional and created for satirical purposes. They do not represent real individuals or real outcomes. Individual results — whether fitness-related or otherwise — will vary.
App & Subscription Services
The Quitter’s Gym mobile application is a lifestyle and entertainment app. It is not a medical device, health monitoring tool, or fitness tracking system intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition. Subscription fees are charged for access to entertainment features only.
Contact
If you have questions about this disclaimer, please contact us through the website. For medical questions, please contact a licensed healthcare provider.